This is the kind of dinner that started with me standing over the stove in my slippers, smelling the green onions hit the hot oil and thinking, 'I should write this down before I forget.' It's fast, loud, and smells like garlic and nostalgia. The chicken gets golden edges, the onions go sweet and silky, and the sauce coats everything just right. Honestly, it's the kind of meal that makes you feel like you've got your life together for exactly 15 minutes.
Don't you dare use old green onions — they'll taste like sadness. Slice them on a slight diagonal so they look fancy without trying. If your chicken sticks, it's not ready to flip yet — let it caramelize. I once tried to rush this and ended up with sad grey chicken and a smoke alarm concert. Also, double the sauce if you're serving over rice — you'll thank me later.