Okay, so picture this: Saturday morning, kitchen smelling like cinnamon heaven, and I'm standing there with this ridiculous idea to stuff French toast like a churro. Honestly, I didn't expect it to work—the first batch was a total mess, filling oozing everywhere, but then I figured out the secret: freeze the filling first. Now it's my weekend showstopper. The outside gets this crispy cinnamon-sugar coating that shatters when you cut into it, and inside? Gooey, sweet cream cheese filling that's basically churro guts. My neighbor knocked on the door last time I made it, just following the smell. Fair warning: make this when you've got people to share with, or you'll eat the whole batch yourself while standing at the counter.
Don't skip freezing the filling—I learned this the hard way when my first attempt turned into a cinnamon-sugar swamp. Use thick-sliced bread, the cheap sandwich stuff will fall apart. I like brioche but honestly, any sturdy white bread works. The cinnamon-sugar coating is everything—don't be shy, really press it on. If your filling starts to soften while you're working, pop it back in the freezer for 5 minutes. And for the love of all things delicious, don't crowd the pan; these need space to get properly crispy. Also, the second batch always disappears faster than the first, so maybe double the recipe if you're feeding more than two people.